Drag
Performance, hosting and aggressive eye contact.
Filterless. Lawless. Flawless.
Your favourite
bad influence.
A drag king, illegal marriage celebrant, back-alley abortionist, pornographer and unqualified pseudolawyer for sovereign citizens.
NO FILTER · NO LICENCE · NO LEGAL STANDING · GOOD LIGHTING ·
01 / THE OFFENDER
Tailor-made trouble, rolled by hand.
Tailor’d Sniff is what happens when a tailor-made cigarette gains sentience, develops political opinions and discovers contouring.
Equal parts cheap smoke, expensive taste and administrative error, he brings cabaret, character comedy and highly questionable professional services to stages that should have known better.
02 / SERVICES*
Matrimony
Emotionally binding. Legally imaginative.
Legal advice
Constitutional fan fiction for sovereign citizens.
Vice
Print, screen and the occasional international misunderstanding.
*Satire only. Tailor’d Sniff does not provide medical, legal or authorised celebrant services. No actual crimes are available for booking.
“A packet of regrets in a very good suit.”
— an entirely real critic, probably
03 / BOOKINGS
Light the fuse.
For performances, hosting, collaborations and other consensual poor decisions.
bookings@tailordsniff.com